I'm perfectly perfect in every single way. I hardly ever make sense, so don't expect sense.
I don't always make sense, but when I do, I don't.
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This was a thing? People could actually phone in and ASK DC to kill a character?
“Hey Dad, mind if I use the phone for a tick? I want DC to kill Robin”.
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The most satisfying gif that never gets old.
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Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.
Other “zombie” related incidents
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport.
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.
5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.
5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.
5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.
5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.
5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.
5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50The points mattered to someone
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Dearest Amber,
In two days, it will have been a year. Not just any ordinary year, though. This is a year that I spent with you. Quite frankly, that made it the very best year of my life. Thank you, Amber Leila Northcraft, for not only are you the best girlfriend in the whole entire world, but you’re also one of my very best and closest friends. You’re the absolute best thing to ever happen to me, and just in case I don’t tell you enough, I love you and I’m absolutely and madly in love with you. Mere words do not express the feelings I have for you, and I don’t think that they ever will. I can’t imagine anything that could make me happier than being yours. Thank you for picking me, baby. <3
Obviously, this is early, I just couldn’t wait to have you read it. Here’s to a year, and here’s to many more.
Love,
Steven David Bartholomew Sokoloski
P.S. I love you tons and tons and tons and tons. <3
May 30th, 2011 - May 30th, 2012 -
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Nobody ever sees the after picture.
I love this.
the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit”
OMG ITS THE AFTER PICTURE!!
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cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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Australian “Call Me Maybe”
So much pride in being Aussie right now.FUCK YES AUSTRALIA
LMAO
OMFGGGGG LOLOLOL
fitzy and wippaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahaha first time I’ve found these guys funny
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